"Are You Sure You Want That?": 43 Artists Reveal The Worst Things Clients Wanted Tattooed
If you've ever worked someplace where you have to interact with customers directly, then you know for a fact—they are NOT always right. Sometimes, they are so entitled, delusional, and demanding that they're unwilling to listen to logic or common sense. Today, we're featuring some of thewildest, mostuncomfortable, andbizarreinteractions thattattoo artistshave ever had with their clients, as shared online. Scroll down to check out their "are you sure you want that?" stories that'll have you facepalming andcringingalong with the rest of us. Recently talked someone out of getting that stupid anchor tattoo with the words "I refuse to sink" around it. THAT'S WHAT ANCHORS DO YOU MORONS! I hate that tattoo. Image credits:GarrisonFjord I actually refused to do this one-- an 18 year old girl came in wanting her boyfriends name on her lower back. She had never met him--she was his prison pen pal for a month, and he was being released in a couple weeks and she wanted to get it to surprise him. No judgements on ex-cons or 18 year old girls, but I got the impression the relationship wasn't going to last! Image credits:100Dachshunds I've told this story before but why not.Guy comes in with girlfriend, want each other's names, I protest, they insist. We know they'll get it elsewhere and I'm in a walk-in shop at the time so I say okay it lets go. Get's it across his stomach in old English, the moment we're done she yells some like: "next time you'll think twice before sleeping around behind my back!" And runs away.It was awkward to ask for the money.... Image credits:Grimzkhul It's vital that you know and enforce healthy boundaries at work, no matter your profession. If a client's demands genuinely make you uncomfortable, go against your values, or areoutright dumb, you have to speak up. You'll only regret it if you don't. Sometimes, your customers might not be aware that their ideas are insensitive or risky. They might lack life experience or basic context. You can inform them, warning them that, in your opinion, as a professional, they'd be making a huge mistake. As '10 Masters'explains, tattoo artists need to be comfortable with the work that they do because it's their reputation that's on the line. You don't have to try to please every single customer. It's by saying 'no' and having boundaries that you define your values. Some designs might be offensive or hateful. Meanwhile, other designs might be so complex or in such high-risk body areas that you don't (yet) have the skills to do them well. My 74 year old grandma wanted me to tattoo a cat on her neck. I asked this question. She said yes. My grandma now has a siamese cat on the side of neck. You don't tell grandma no. And she looks dope.Edit forpicture link Image credits:hurricanechainn I witnessed a tattoo artist attempt to talk a guy out of a tattoo while getting one. This guy who was maybe early 30s came in, he was super awkward and had a few other people with him. They where obviously drunk. He explained to the artist he wanted a hello kitty tramp stamp the size of a cd. His friends all laughed and started to record this guy. The artist asked him why and he said his friends thought it was funny. The artist tried to talk him out of it.He ended up getting the tattoo. I think about this poor guy who was obviously doing this to fit in with his crowd of "friends" and how he has to live with a tramp stamp of hello kitty. Image credits:ipunchcats22 Was in booking a tattoo one day and a woman came in to buy her soon to be 16yo daughter a tattoo.Owner and tattooist says'sure we can sort something out, what is she wanting'mother says 'she wants to get the playboy bunny on the inside of her wrist'artist refused and said'I don't want to be responsible for something so cliche and visible on such a young girl'.There was an argument, but the woman leaves yelling she is going elsewhere where her money is good enough.He had strong views on neck, face and hand tattoos. Image credits:rdhigham According to '10 Masters,' you should be honest and kind with your clients. Explain your position as clearly and politely as possible. For instance, you could gently reject them with: "I appreciate you considering me for your tattoo, but after reviewing the design, I don't think I can figure it out in the best way." Furthermore, you can then point out that you, the artist, and they, the client, need to share the artistic vision. If you don't feel enthusiastic about the design, the end result might be a far cry from what they wanted. If the design is outside your wheelhouse, niche, or style you focus on, you could always point your customer toward another artist you respect and can vouch for. 'Business Insider'notesthat clients who come to tattoo parlors should treat the space and the artists respectfully. "Oftentimes, a client comes into the shop and treats it with a weird level of disrespect that they would not normally do at any other place of business. I would encourage clients to treat their shops with the same kind of respect that you would treat a bank, a clothing store, or a restaurant," tattoo artist Jordanne Le Fae told BI. Friend wanted angel wings tattooed on her back and asked me to go since I was the only person she knew with tattoos. We walk into a pretty well known tattoo shop in LA and she explains to the artist what she wants. As she explains it gets even more elaborate with the wings starting to decay the farther down her back they went and the artist shows us some pretty sweet wings he'd done before. He explains how it will be done, he'd do the outline first and after a few weeks she could come back and he's start the detail work. Fast forward to 3 days later and she's topless lying on his chair/bed? and he's laying a stencil down. He asks her what other tattoos she has besides this one and she tells him that this will be her first one, tattoo guys face drops instantly and he starts saying how he's going to end up tattooing some of the most painful parts you could tattoo( the ribs mostly) and he asks if she can handle it. She says yes and after a little more talking it happened.She cannot take the pain at all, she's crying and griping the cushion. Artist looks at me and his face reads like (is she really going to do this the entire time?) after half an hour of tattooing with the occasional break he says he can't deal with her screaming in the shop so he stops. He had probably 10% of the outline done on the right wing. We leave with another appointment set so another person could help her with the tattoo and make it something smaller. I didn't go back but she went with 2 female friends and from what I heard was another 10 minutes of tattooing she had a nice wave outline on her back. Image credits:gamageeknerd I was getting work done and the receptionist came in to speak with the artist. She had someone at the front desk looking for a quote on "Barbed wire starting around his wrist and wrapping around his arm all the way up to the shoulder,""How about nothing, because that's stupid and I won't do it.""Oh, uh, okay, I'll tell him."He looked at me and said, "Sometimes you have to be the good taste police. I did a Nike Swoosh once when I was broke and I still regret it.". Image credits:anon Oh, boy...I was traveling through Germany in my late teens and had a few too many liters of beer, when I stumbled into a tattoo shop demanding a flaming pentagram, held by a demon's hand, with a banner of my name under it. I'd been carrying a sketch for MONTHS...the shop owner asked me,"Bist du dir SEHR sicher?" (Are you VERY sure?) and I kinda had a moment there....I said...sorta tentatively, yes, and he turned me away immediately....too drunk to consent. saved my life! Image credits:longshot338 What's more, basic etiquette demands that you avoid touching the items and surfaces in the parlor. The environment needs to be sterile to reduce the risk of contamination. When it comes to pricing, it's bad form to try to haggle over the price of the designs. Have some respect for the artists. "You would not go into a clothing store and suggest that they lower the price of the jeans you want, so do not go into a tattoo shop and ask your artist to lower the price of the tattoo. It is insulting to your artist and it can result in your artist refusing to tattoo you," Le Fae explained to BI. A guy came in and got his wife's name covered up with a portrait of his new girlfriend. My coworker used part of her shirt in the picture to cover up the name. Then two months later he turned his now ex girlfriends portrait into a demon.I started working at another shop and in came in the same guy with a third girl and they were getting matching tattoos on their hands. When I walked to the front and saw him he totally pretended he didn't know me. Image credits:anon Asked my artist (25+ years experience) this during my last piece. His most notable was a guy who wanted a solid bright blue "speedo" tattooed on. Over every square inch that a speedo would cover. Said it was super awkward as it was one of his first tattoos but he made good money off of it. Nothing has really fazed him since. Image credits:sp4zzy Not a tattoo artist, but I was told several different stories by one.First was the guy that wanted the Playboy bunny tattooed on each of his cheeks. The artist in question will not do face or neck tattoos, so he would refuse, but the guy would come back every few weeks and ask again. Finally, he came back and asked for something else. Artist goes in the back to get the art, and when he comes back, guy is up front with a bucket of KFC, and there's breading all over the floor. Not just that, but guy is walking all over it, grinding it into the floor. Artist says, you know what, I'll do the bunnies for you after all. That guy is now known as chicken boy around town.Second was a real muscular guy, the type that spends more time in the gym than anywhere. Tells the artist he wants a chain that goes all around his neck. Artist tells him, that's a bad idea, it'll hurt like hell when I get to your collar bone, but guy says he can take it. Artist knows better, but decides to draw up two versions: one he shows the guy that looks like what he wants; the other where it goes up to the collar bone, so it looks like the chains are coming out of his skin. That one he doesn't show guy. He starts tattooing, and when he gets to the collar bone, guy starts crying like a baby. Artist says, you know what, I have an idea of how to do this if you want me to finish.Last was the guy that wanted his girlfriend's name tattooed on him. Artist doesn't like tattooing names, and will do his best to talk people out of it, but he *will* do them. Guy starts talking to the girlfriend on his phone while artist is doing his thing, then guy starts crying. Really crying. Artist is confused, as he has a light touch, and this shouldn't hurt very much. Then he realizes while inking that the guy is crying because his girlfriend had broken up with him, and thought calling her while getting her name tattooed would convince her to take him back. It didn't. Image credits:snowlock27 Who's the most entitled and delulu person you've ever witnessed crossing the threshold of a tattoo parlor? How did you deal with them, as a tattoo artist, and how did they react? Meanwhile, what's theweirdest, dumbest tattoo you've ever seen someone brag about getting? Share your experiences in the comments, at the very bottom of this post. We can't wait to read them! Other end of the spectrum- I got asked "are you sure?" About 15x. I was 18 and the tattoo artist who did my first professional tattoo had posted a photo of a piece she wanted to do and it was going to be roughly $900. I didn't have the money but was in love with the piece so sadly someone else scooped it up. A few months later, she posted the piece again and said that the person had backed out and she wanted to do it for a competition piece at a tattoo convention. It was roughly 13x8 inches, so a large piece ya know. I saw the post, ran down to the shop and paid the deposit and said I would do it as a present to myself for my 19th birthday. She explained it would have to be all done in one sitting (roughly 9 hours) the day of at the convention in time for judging, and I told her I wouldn't change my mind. It hurt a lot and took forever, but it was one of the best experiences and one of my favorite pieces. Image credits:no_seas_carepicha I know a girl who tattoo'd a Wu-Tang 'W' on her upper thigh. Only after she finished and looked in the mirror did she realise that she had done it so that *she* could see the W but to everyone else it looks like an M. /r/noragrets. Image credits:sharkfinattax A man came in to the shop my husband works at on his 18th birthday and got a pentagram with a goat on the front of his throat. First tattoo in a very visible spot that is satanic. I don't know that kid but I'm pretty sure he's regretting that decision. My husband refused to do this tattoo but someone else in the shop did. Image credits:anon Not me, but one of my artists.he said a couple came in and the guy wanted his girlfriends name tattooed on his chest, like in big writing all across the top of his chest. him and the owner of the shop flat out said no. he told me they said no because he found out they had been dating for three months and the font/design he was wanting would've made a hard coverup. so they decided they didn't want to do the tattoo since they knew it screamed "coming back in two months for a coverup". Image credits:urbanlulu This was actually a post tattoo proclamation.Woman came in with her boyfriend wanting his name with a crown over It on her wrist. I tried to talk her out of it but she insisted so, my general policy is to do the tattoo well, maybe with a thinner line weight so it's easier to cover later, but at least it'll be a good tattoo.So, fast forward to after the tattoo, she's all wrapped up, ready to go, and she asks me to look at another tattoo to see how much it would cost to cover.Turns around, pulls up her shirt, and lo behold, there, across her lower back, in HUGE letters: some OTHER dude's name, WITH A CROWN OVER IT!!!!!!!WHAT!?!?!? Are you KIDDING ME????? WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT???AGAIN!!!!!Omg...Sometimes, these people, it can be hard y'all. Please tip your artist. Image credits:TrashApocalypse Kind of a"reverse" of this. I was 18 and wanted stitches on my neck, all around, as if my head was cut off and sewn back on.The guy said "at 18 you need a parents signature" which was true in Chicago at the time. My mom said ok and came with. I love her, but she's not the best decision maker. The guy sees me roll back in with my mom.He gives the price. It's insane. I have over 30 tattoos, I now have vague understanding of the pricing (vague, I'm not trying to be that guy who thinks he knows my tattoo artist buds). This price was insane. Not just because of placement, difficulty and shop rate. The dude saved me. He knew I didn't have that money, and he saved me by just giving me a crazy price. I could have gone somewhere else but just assumed, at the time, it'd just be that much.TL;DR I was the customer with a crazy request and the artist duped me and saved my skin. Image credits:anon Well, my friend recently got 汤, the chinese word for soup, tattooed on hisanklehe'd been planning it for like 3 years. he reportedly did his research to make sure they didn't tattoo "truth or beauty or some other thing"edit: he didn't get this from the big bang theory. he first proposed this idea like 3 years ago, idk when the big bang theory did it but i can guarantee you neither of us have watched an episode Image credits:lumporr Dude came in and asked me to tattoo a portrait of his girlfriend. Only the portrait was a duck face snapchat selfie. I jokingly suggested adding her holding the phone, taking the selfie, but he thought it was a great idea. They've only been dating 6 months and he didn't tell her he was going to get it.He came back a month later to add her name above it. Image credits:kebot A friend of mine had the anorexia symbol tattooed on her neck. I know it's supposed to be a symbol of recovery(I think, it's hard to say with all the pro Ana stuff,) but now when she looks in the mirror all it does is remind her of her disorder and how horrible it makes her feel. Image credits:SomnolentSheep Guy wanted a barcode. Artist told him it wouldn't actually work and that it'd be decorative only. Guy says okay. After it's done guy pulls out his cell phone and tries to scan it. It doesn't work. Guy is angry. Image credits:12CansOfDrPepper A tattoo artist friend had great stories. My favorite was the fellow who came in wanting "those two hands clapping with a necklace."It was a rosary prayer. He wanted a rosary prayer tattoo. Image credits:IronOhki Guy came in and asked for a bottle of sriracha with little wings tatted on his back. Image credits:GoldPlatedMilk Not a tattoo artist but...My dad has a terrible tattoo on his arm of his and my mums name. Years ago she told him to get something around it to make it look a little nicer and he came back with a dolphin on his pec 😂*edit* Thanks for my first ever gold kind stranger! Image credits:sheargraphix We had this lovely exchange student come into the studio for about a year to get all sorts of piercings and then the day finally came that he turned 18. So asked to sit down and a chat with him about what he wanted. Now the way he asked me made me think that it was going to be this big elaborate design.He asked for a maths equation on his foot. He wanted 3+4=8.I cautiously asked that he knew that was the incorrect answer to the equation. His response was "Oh yeah I know, I just think it'd make a funny tattoo."So yeah. Image credits:Bettyrose91 My buddy almost got a tattoo with a fist coming out of the ocean holding a stack of cash with change and sharks in the water. Image credits:Dyme94 I have a friend with the Ice Age Squirrel tattooed on his inner thigh reaching up. Image credits:_DeezyD One of my best friends is a tattoo artist and a real pro. Shes much older than me but we became close when I was 15. I asked (begged) her for a tattoo when I was 16 and she agreed as long as I got parental permission. My mom was done arguing with me by then and said, Whatever. So I picked out what I remember feeling extremely passionate about: a fairy looking back with tons of swirls and sparkles as—a huge tramp stamp. She laughed at me and argued that this in no way represented who I really am and that it would be almost impossible for her to endorse. I was very persuasive and so she agreed to do it in a beautiful pencil-like way so that she could "cover it up when I was grown and wanted to." It looked awesome to me so I was easily persuaded. Kept that dumb thing for 20 years and now Im three several-hour sessions in on a half back cover up and man is it cool that the fairy is gone! Image credits:Goongagalunga I wanted a tattoo on the bottom of my foot so bad. Three different tattoo artists told me no, and objectively they were right. Cuz like, that's where it's most likely to rub off, infection chance is much higher, it hurts like hell, etc. But I really wanted it, so I did it myself stick n' poke. And it was the worst pain I've ever experienced. But five years later it's still going strong. Image credits:liberty285code6 A buddy of mine who ran his own studio once asked me to do an illustration for a strange request that a customer had. I had done a number of custom pieces, and some of them were pretty weird.This one, though...The guy essentially wanted a portrait of a 60's era William Shatner "deep in thought." He also wanted a dream bubble coming out of Shatner's head, and inside that dream bubble he wanted the exact same portrait of William Shatner *with a mustache.*Essentially William Shatner dreaming about William Shatner with a mustache. The dude wanted this engraved on his flesh. I was in awe of how beautifully stupid it was.Being that portraiture wasn't my strong point, I gave it to someone else. Last I had heard, the guy actually went through with it. Image credits:boolean_sledgehammer Not an artist, but when I was in highschool, a kid got a 7/11 slurpie tattooed on his inner forearm. He showed it to the guy who owned the 7/11 near by, who was so impressed he gave him free slurpies for life.edit:here ya go!Edit 2: also i forgot to mention, it's a bad tattoo hahaha. Image credits:thepostman333 Opposite end of this spectrum. I was 19 and my buddy from the dorms in college decides he wants a tattoo on his stomach of his initials. Think Tupac "Thug Life" tattoo but like gothic lettering initial or something. Sounded stupid to me but whatever, I am not a tattoo guy. But, we go into this tattoo shop that was pretty popular at the beach near us and he tells the guy what he wants and is looking at pricing and fonts etc. But, the tattoo guy starts trying to talk him out of getting his initials and instead says he needs something more "you know eye grabbing like VIOLENCE, or RAGE, or MAYHEM, you know something cool." His exact words and suggestions. Strangest interaction by anyone trying to sell anything I have ever seen. To also put some perspective on this, this was 1999 and my buddy had a pooka shell necklace, frosted tips hair and wore cargo shorts and Ralph Lauern Polos every day of his life. He was not the "I need a tattoo that says VIOLENCE on my stomach" kind of guy and that was pretty obvious. Image credits:CoolHandRK1 Definitely the Pillsbury doughboy holding money bags, accompanied with the gentleman's street name which I can no longer remember. Image credits:anon Not mine but our tattoo artist's friend, he was indecisive of his first tattoo, so what he did was to take a marker, did some quick scribble on his arm and said "this one", the artist and even his friends went "wtf is wrong with you are you sure" and he indeed was sure. since then, it has become the symbol of his indecisiveness Image credits:Th3C1ph3r3r Not an artist but when I was getting my first tattoo I was sitting in the waiting area and this girl probably 18-20 was with her mom and they were talking with the artist. The girl wanted some Arabic script on her arm and the artist asked them if they knew what it meant at least 2 times and they said no but insisted on getting it. She did end up getting it. Image credits:BusinessWarthog6 Not the artist, but I got "are you sure"d by the artist before my first tattoo.Afterwards it was explained to me that it was because I was 25 asking for a tattoo roughly the size of the palm of my hand for my first one and he'd not done one that size on a young woman for their first before.All went well though, which he confessed he was surprised about.Edit fortattoo link(Circa 2013). Image credits:hammerspaced Not a tattoo artist but I asked the same question to the artist that did mine.Young couple walk in and girl asks for guys last name on her rib cage. While doing tattoo guy never says a word and the girl is just going on about how much she loves him. When finished artist says "check it out in the mirror". When she looks the guy is standing behind her with this blank stare. She spins around and says "doesn't it look great!" The guy stares at her for 5 long seconds and then says "I know you cheated on me, have a good life" then walks out. She goes to run after him and the artist reaches out and grabs her by the arm and says "you're going to have to pay before you leave the shop". Image credits:valleyVAbuc I know a girl with a camel tattooed on one of her toes - it's only an outline and it's hidden most of the time, but I do wonder what motivated her to have a tattoo with the theme of 'camel toe'. Image credits:winch25 Not a tattoo artist but my cousin has a tattoo of a carrot and a tomato boxing on his calf. Apparently he was drinking at a bar and they were playing darts. Whatever the dart landed on you had to get a tattoo of that. His dart landed right smack in the middle of the carrot boxing a tomato. Image credits:merchzuez Obligatory "not a tattoo artist, but..."I'm an artist someone wanted to commission to draw a tattoo for them. This was maybe 10 years ago. Dude offered me $100 to draw an obese raccoon in a diaper. I said "okay sure whatever, anything specific you'd like regarding color etc?"He replied stating that he wanted the diaper to be "very full and leaking". Now mind you, I have drawn worse things for money. When I was a teenager and into my early 20s, these more "questionable" commissions kept a roof over my head. So I wasn't particularly shocked by the idea, what shocked me was that he wanted it tattooed. That just... seemed like the worst idea imaginable.I ended up telling him that I wasn't comfortable drawing that and refunded the $100. He replied with a massive wall of text about how close-minded I was.I'm sure he found someone to draw him the thing but I just couldn't do it. Not for a tattoo. Image credits:anon Not the artist, but was keeping a friend company. She wanted to get a wolf's pawprint on her foot. Not the top of the foot, the bottom of it. Right on the ball.The artist and I both questioned her decision. "Are you sure? You won't be able to walk on it, and even then, the ink will probably sweat out so it won't be deep."She was insistent, willing to pay, her choice, etc. About a week later, all that was left was the faintest outline. Image credits:TheWhiskeyJack A friend of mine tattooed the Janelle chick from "Sixteen and pregnant". She was mad that my tattoo cut 5 minutes into her and her boyfriends "YOLO" tattoos. When her boyfriend was done he looked in the mirror and got mad that my friend tattooed it backwards. He was reminded he was looking in a mirror.Edit:To be fair, I'm not sure what the boyfriends tattoo said but I believe it was on his leg. Image credits:emilyMartian
"Are You Sure You Want That?": 43 Artists Reveal The Worst Things Clients Wanted Tattooed If you've ever worked someplace wher...
